The Iron Goddess Duathlon is 25 days from today, but who’s counting, right? Not me.
Besides this week, I have been training like a MoFo. However, even with all my training, I still haven’t felt like I’ve been getting anywhere. Until tonight. Tonight everything changed. Tonight I realized that I am an Iron Goddess and I hope those other bitches know what they’re up against.
You think I’m talking shit? Well, I’m not. Check this out:
Iron = Blood. Goddess = French Manicure. Any questions?
P.S. Those are my real nails and I did the French Manicure myself. Do they look legit or do they look ghetto? Ghetto fabulous is acceptable too.
Fabulous- they have to be about a 1/2 an inch longer to be ghetto fabulous.
ReplyDeleteKick some ass Tami!
you saw my nails -- they are totally fabulous! Do a couple of fist pounds and you will be ready to go and kick ass!!!
ReplyDeleteOuch!
ReplyDeleteUm, FABULOUS! I so wish I could do my own. You rock girl!
Looks like that hurt! TOTALLY FABULOUS!
ReplyDeleteThe nails look spectacular actually! The scrape...not so much, and I bet it stings!
ReplyDeleteouch! and totally fab girly! those look professional for sure!
ReplyDeleteOuch... does that mean you had a rendezvous with the pavement this evening?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteI think your nails look GREAT! Not ghetto at all! Very classy!
Keep up the hard work!
Can you come do my mani? They look totally legit...and OWWWWW!
ReplyDeleteNot ghetto fab, just FAB! I wish mine would look like that!
ReplyDeleteThe nails look great, and oh my word! What did you do to yourself?!
ReplyDeleteyour nails are totally acceptable. another look worth trying:
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you can thank me later for that one.
The Goddess title works better if you're also wearing your pearls and maybe bleeding on them a little.
ReplyDeleteThey look so good they look fake! Beautiful nails!
ReplyDeletewow, impressive! Every time I try and do the french manicure mine end up looking terrible! What is your secret?
ReplyDeleteLeg - yikes! That has to hurt.
ReplyDeleteNails - very nice!!
Your nails look great! I love a french manicure.
ReplyDeleteOuch!
ReplyDeleteAnd if I could do any where near that good with even a regular mani (not even going any where near french) I would pay someone else to do it for me. Definitely fabulous!
You ARE an iron goddess with FABULOUS, bitch-scratching nails! You go, girl!
ReplyDeleteI think maybe if you added a rhinestone onto each nail then the other "iron goddess" women would seriously be afraid!
ReplyDeleteNice road rash, I love it!
Fabulous!! Oh my gosh, my nails are so so so gross. I bite them, it's awful.
ReplyDeleteYour nails look fabulous! My nails are also long but I don't have the skills to do a french mani on my own!
ReplyDeleteI'm totally jeals of your DIY manicure....they look delightful! So sorry about your battle wound, but you are clearly the Queen of this competetion, so it will be worth it in the end!
ReplyDeleteDarn, girl. Those nails look FABULOUS and not ghetto fab, like chic fab.
ReplyDeleteYou ARE an iron goddess!!
legit. my nails look like a six year old's.
ReplyDeleteI could NEVER post a picture of my nail. Yours, on the other hand, go be in an advertisement/commercial. Totally legit!
ReplyDeleteJust found your site over the weekend and i have to say you are so funny!
ReplyDeleteThe nails look great, good job!
Way to go on the nails AND the training!!! Put something on that owieeeee!!! Looks like it hurts!
ReplyDeleteYour nails look totally legit! I totally thought they were acrylics. You will do amazing on the duatholon
ReplyDeleteYour nails look AWESOME! I am very jealous.
ReplyDeleteNice girl!... But OUCH!
ReplyDeleteYou have perfect nails! Jealous!
Your nails are fantastic, and you're totally an iron goddess.
ReplyDeleteThree things right now:
ReplyDelete1) I can't stop reading your blog. Can you tell?
2) Your manicure looks legit.
3) You are most definitely an iron goddess.
You look like a tough bitch!!!! The nails look great!!!
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