Sunday, February 6, 2011

Liar Liar pants on fire!

I used to be really good at accepting and reposting when someone gave me an award…but somewhere along the way I lost track, and then I just gave up.  So, when Charbelle gave me an award tonight, I thought “Sweet!  I can redeem myself!”  And it’s a fun one too!

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As a condition of my acceptance of this award I have to write five facts about myself. Four of these “facts” have to be fictitious deceptions, enhanced realities. They’re kind of true, but not.  But somewhere amongst the “lies” will be one solid truth.  Ok, here we go:

  1. When I was pregnant with Alivia I went to the hospital the day before my due date, because I deemed my uterus expired.  I wasn’t even having contractions!
  2. When I was 20 I had a serious relationship with a rodeo clown.
  3. Last summer when I competed in my first Duathlon, the reason I ran and biked so fast was because I was surrounded by lesbians.  Why didn’t it occur to me that there would be so many?
  4. My freshman year of college I put a bomb in my ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend’s mailbox.
  5. I haven’t worked out in a month and a half.

So, any guesses?  No worries, sometime this week I’ll let you in on the real truth!

Oh, and I pass this award on to:

Angie @ Names Will Not Be Changed To Protect The Innocent

Jessica @ Blah Blah Blond (one my newest followers!)

Tyly @ One Mile At A Time (tread lightly if you click over to visit Tyly, she’s grieving the loss of her Steelers)

The Tales From The Fairy Dust

Mommy on the Spot

15 comments:

Tyly said...

Haha! Thank you for putting a smile on my very sad face. I will do this tomorrow. I'm still nursing my broken heart. :)

Hillary said...

All of these seem familiar except the lesbian one, but that doesn't seem too fair fetched for you:).

I know that you went on at least one date with a rodeo clown, I just don't know if it developed into something "serious".

Ange said...

I don't think you put a bomb in anyone's mail box. But if you did, you better email me and tell me who!

Thank you for the award, even if you didn't spell my name correctly.

Lil' Woman said...

I'm going to say that you went and said your uterus was expired...I can see you doing something like that.

Ms.Wasteland said...

I think the last one is true and I hate that for you.

This reminds me - I never did my follow-up post about my lies. Fibro fog, I tell ya.

Jessica said...

Hmm... I'm gonna go with the relationship with a rodeo clown! Haha.

I'll try to update this on my blog later tonight!

blueviolet said...

Congrats on your award!! You dated a rodeo clown. It's probably not true, but I'm hoping because I want to know the story if it's true. :)

Sparkling said...

I seriously think the truth is #1 because that totally sounds like something you would say!!

Yankee Girl said...

I have no idea when the last time was that I actually posted an award. I gave up on them too.

I have no idea what is true! They all seem pretty crazy to me. I am hoping the true one is the mailbox bomb.

Corrie and Phil said...

I'm going to go with Rodeo Clown. That just seems too good to make up our of the blue.

Charbelle said...

I knew I would laugh, and I was right. I'm guessing #5 is 100% true and if I'm right that makes me sad because I know if it's true this isn't by your choice. Thank you for playing :)

Erin said...

the last one is a TOTAL lie. you work out all the time which is why you always look so fit & fab!!!

jill said...

i'm gonna go ahead and call this the best post of 2011. LOVE it!!!! the rodeo clown kills me. you are the greatest!

Mommy on the Spot said...

Yeaa! Thanks so much! I am so honored! I can't wait to do this!

Dizzypru said...

OMG, when I first glanced at the award I thought it read "Metastatic"!