Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Mirrors on the ceiling and KY, believe it or not this post has nothing to do with sex!

  • I got my car washed today, which reminded me of 2 weeks ago when I got it washed...Shawn was driving that day and as he drove in all catawampus, I kept yelling "Look at the mirror!  Are you looking at the mirror?"  To which he angrily replied "WHAT mirror?"  That's when I pointed to the mirror on the ceiling and proceeded to tell him that every car wash in the whole United States of America has one or those mirrors as you pull in.  He was literally stunned.  My Mom didn't know about the mirror either.  Where do you people come from?
  • I don't post about my coupon steals and deals that often, but I think you should know that today when I got groceries, I scored 2 things of KY and 2 boxes of Gain dryer sheets for FREE!  You know you're addicted to couponing when you start bragging about your free lube.
  • Every week on library day Alivia gets excited about the possibility of checking out the Guinness Book of World's Records.  I remember being excited about that in elementary school too, but now it just seems creepy.  What's so fascinating about a child who got dentures when he was 3?
  • There is a lady at work and a Mom of a girl in Alivia's class who I want to punch in the face.  Both for equally good reasons.  Just another reason I wish my blog wasn't public.
  • I was looking at my Google Analytics the other day and one of the keyword searches that someone clicked through to my blog from was "I think I'm going to poop my pants, what should I do?"  Shawn suggested maybe the person should have just headed straight to the shitter rather than Googling what to do.
  • Google Analytics also told me that my post a few weeks ago titled "Pictures of Boobs" has had more hits than any other post.  I really wish I would have rethought that title.  I'm fairly certain that 100% of those people who clicked through were pervs.  Feel free to leave now creepers!
  • If you don't know what Google Analytics is, let me put it to you like this...I know you're reading even if you're not commenting.  Yes, person-who-I–personally-would-consider-a-stalker, that means you.
  • Less than 2 weeks until Lady Gaga!  Does anyone know where I can rent one of those egg things like she had the other night?  Or what about a meat dress?  I would settle for a meat dress.

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That is all.  At least for now.

23 comments:

You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

someone needs to throw lady gaga and her meat dress on the barbeque.

Ms.Wasteland said...

Sorry for the stalking. I can't help myself. I keep thinking you'll flash us your boobs for real.

Tricia said...

hmm...didnt know about the mirrors...

Eric said...

You now know how I found your blog...

Jessica said...

WHAT MIRRORS?!?! Now i'm very curious!

And even more curious about google analytics!

Venassa said...

I don't think anyone will every top the meat dress.

I love keyword searches. It's always funny to see what people are looking up.

Hillary said...

I LOVED the Guinness Book when I was little! It was totally the book everyone wanted to check out!

If you find one of those egg things that Gaga had, let me know, I'm sure one of these days I'm going to need to make an entrance like that somewhere.

What in the whole world is analytics?

The Tales from the Fairy Dust said...

Seriously? The mirrors are how you put your car in right. Duh! Also... free KY? You are hitting it big time with coupon'ing. The meat dress = gross however I'm sure her show will be TDF.

Michelle said...

I have the best laugh every time I visit your blog. I had no idea about the mirrors...or Google Analytics.

Chrissi said...

ok, how do you do it? how do you make me laugh every. single. post. i love coming over to your blog :)

Heather said...

oh so funny, as always :). Thanks for being brave enough to write about things I never would! You rock!!!

Lynne said...

I am one of your stalkers. please do not wear a meat dress haha x

MommyLovesStilettos said...

A mirror!? What? Now I need to go to the carwash!

Yankee Girl said...

Does Google analytics really tell you who is reading? This I have to know because it would help me figure out so much!

And please find an egg instead of the meat dress. Just looking at that pic makes me want to see my breakfast in reverse.

blueviolet said...

I didn't know about the mirror either!

Shawn is so right about the person needing to poop their pants! LOL

Christa said...

Too funny! I sometimes have some pretty crazy things in Google Analytics too! I'm SOO jealous your going to Lady Gaga!!!

Amy said...

You are BLOWING MY MIND with the mirror at the car wash! I have NEVER heard of that before! In fact, I'm a little skepticle. I might have to call bullshit on this. Going to get my car washed tomorrow...I'll report back;)

P.S. I think you would look hot in a meat dress Tami!

One Take On Life - Heather said...

Never heard of a mirror in the car wash, really?
Umm and your post titles always pull me in...because I know they are bound to be funny!

Lil' Woman said...

You should wear a egg and bacon outfit to see Gaga....you could be all like " Ah-ha, I'm breakfast bitch" :)

Lacy said...

I think I am going to get my car washed so I can look for this mirror. Really? And I can totally relate to wanting to punch another parent, but my blog is also public. Alas...

Liesl @ FabulousFashions4SensibleStyle said...

Too funny and what a great blog you have...I love the title of it! Woo Hoo to the 30's!

Liesl :)

Meghan said...

Umm, I am obsessed with Analytics. I found that someone reads my blog in Indonesia. I was beyond confused:)

A Wedding Story said...

You are hysterical!