Priceless.

Admission for 4 to Klackle Orchards:  $32.00

Leaving after 5 minutes to go to Wal-Mart for 1 fleece, 3 hats, 3 scarves, and 3 pairs of gloves because you listened to your husband when he said it was “warm” out, but it was actually colder than a well-digger’s ass:  $48.00

2 pumpkins:  $16.00

Apple Butter and Apple Bread:  $7.98

Getting your face painted,

  petting baby bunnies,

riding a giant rocking horse,

running thru a corn maze,

yelling at your Dad when he leads you to a dead end,

hugging your sister,

launching apples from a sling shot,having your 6 year old take your picture,

going on a wagon ride to pick apples,

munching on the apples,

seeing silly signs and trees starting to change color,

picking out your pumpkin,

watching your husband try to navigate the world’s tiniest shopping cart to the car through mud and pot holes without dumping the pumpkins,

  falling asleep in the car,

and laughing at your husband (while taking his picture) when you get home because he has to pee soooo bad, and the garage door is going up soooo slow:

 

PRICELESS.