Saturday, September 4, 2010

Is anyone home?

Does the internet close down on the weekend?  I think it does.  Maybe no one will even read this post.  That’s ok, I just wanted you to know that I’m still alive!

Can you believe that I didn’t do Monday Minute or Feel Good Friday this week? Gasp.  I’m a total slacker.  You know what I need?  I need a laptop.  Now that the girls are in school, I’m not at home, but most of the time when I’m out I don’t even do anything.  My whole day is just limbo land.  I think I’ll ask for a lap top for my birthday.  Well, either a lap top or a stripper pole.  For reals.

So, let me make this clear.  If my husband is reading this, For my birthday I want either this:

laptop

or this:

stripper-pole

Ok, now that we got that out of the way.  What is everyone doing this weekend?  I wanted to go to the beach, but guess what?  It’s cold here in Michigan!  Very cold!  My cousin announced on Facebook that she even saw snow.

Clearly that was an exaggeration, but when it goes from 90 degrees to 50 degrees in a matter of a few days, people get a little testy!  Including me.  I knew I would have to wear jeans today, and I was somewhat concerned that my jeans wouldn’t fit (more on that later), so I refused to get out of bed.  Shawn came in the bedroom and literally attempted to drag me out of bed.  There was a definite struggle, and within seconds he was yelling for the girls to come and help him.  That’s when we heard this:

Lainey:  “Dad says he needs help, what does he want?”

Alivia:  “I don’t know, Mom’s probably just cock-punching him.”

 

And the mother of the year award goes to:  ME!

31 comments:

Heather's In The Land Of Crazy said...

It is cold here in Ohio today. I had to put on a long sleeve shirt and pants. My plan this weekend is to do some blog reading. I don't for see any blog reading during the week anymore :(

purseblogger said...

Oh wow that is funny! I think the internet does close down over the weekend. But alas, here I am.

I don't want it to get cold here. *sigh*

Shell said...

I wish it would cool off here. We're in the 90s this weekend!

I want a new laptop. Mine is such a piece of crap.

And yes, the internet shuts down on the weekend, especially a holiday weekend. But, I'm here b/c mil is at my house babying my dh and I can't take it, so I'm ignoring them to blog.

*K* said...

I seriously just laughed aloud at the girls conversation! And I think a laptop and stripper pole are perfect gift ideas, but I have a feeling I know which one my husband would pick if given those options haha.

Michelle said...

Your girls crack me up!

Mary Beth said...

Oh wow, your girls are hilarious.... or is that you, since I'm assuming they heard it from you! Ha!

It was about 80 here today, which was a relief from the heat we have been experiencing.

I think the internet closes down on the weekends, because my facebook hasn't moved in almost an hour. How depressing!

Kristen @ ladybug-blessings.com said...

that is funny that you ask if the internet closes down this weekend because I thought of closing it down for myself (and I should have) but then I realized since I am sick I would be so bored if I did :)

Sara said...

I know what you mean about not wanting to wear jeans - mine are really comfy as long as I haven't washed them recently. :(

I am surprised you are worried about yours fitting. I know that you work out a lot and you always look great! I am sure they fit fine!

Take care :)

Hillary said...

I'm getting a new laptop tomorrow!!!

and regarding the girl's conversation: wow, that's it, just wow.

Aimee said...

My plan is to have a relaxing weekend. Filled with not a lot of stuff lol because I ave some pretty intense weekends coming up....

Its HOT HOT HOT here in CA

LOL @ your daughters

Charbelle said...

Wow, that's a drastic temperature change!! It cooled of in NC but not that drastically!! Too funny about the girls!!

* Tyly * said...

I'm here, and I'm DYING of laughter!

Lil' Woman said...

Cock punching..lol, that's a good one! :)

O. said...

I can't get over the cock punching.

Christa said...

Haha too funny! It is still SO hot here in Texas!

Corrie and Phil said...

My dad told me that it was 44 degrees in Fremont this morning. We are well over double that as it is currently 97 degrees down here. I would gladly settle for something in the middle.

blueviolet said...

I was bundled up in a sweatshirt and FREEZING!

Susie B. Homemaker said...

Haha, too funny- love the conversation at the end! And the internet isn't shut down cuz... well I'm on!

And yeah, MI temps. are cool today- Labor Day should be nice though. :) Hope you get your bday gift wish, whichever one it is. ;D

Meghan said...

Hahahahaha! I want to be friends with your daughters - they are just that funny!

Michelle @ Flying Giggles said...

If it is up to your husband, with the two choices you gave him, you know you are definitely not getting the laptop right?

Danielle said...

The weather down here in GA is awesome! No reason not to get my a$$ out running...except that all of our allergies are going crazy, back to school germs have hit too. And if I gave my husband a choice on those 2 birthday gifts well I'd never get a darn laptop. Enjoy your kid free time :)

Sparkling said...

I am dying over the girls' conversation. DY-ING. Cock punching??? Now if you add a stripper pole, DSS will be right after you because you know one of them will tell someone about Mom's stripper pole. Or, there will be some sort of stripper pole accident that gets mentioned at school. I'm just sayin'.

And I agree. Since I've been blogging and blog following, I'm amazed at how many people vanish over the weekend. That's when I have the most time! K-ster says it's because everyone does it from work but I don't think so!

Cristy said...

HMMM...wonder which one he'll chose! The only way I see you getting the laptop is if you promise there will be a file on there full of sexy pics of you!

P.S. i gave you a blog award on my blog!

MrsDixon said...

Dying laughing!!! Awe the things kids say!

Jessica said...

I definitely opt not to blog a lot on the weekends because it truly seems like a desert. Then again, sometimes it seems like people have nothing else to do and are still around. I guess it just depends.

Dare I ask what the actual definition of cock-punching is...?

Amy said...

OMG..that is hysterical.

And if you're giving your husband the choice...You're TOTALLY getting a stripper pole for your birthday!

Edlund said...

Hey girl, I'm almost 30. I'm thinking about doing a blog about my 29th year of partying until I drop every single night because this is my last year in my 20s :( What do you think?

Yankee Girl said...

I am so glad I saw this post!

The cock-punching thing made me spit yogurt on my keyboard. Which is gross, but still funny.

I'm not happy about the cold weather either. At first I thought I was ready for fall, but the past weekend made me realize otherwise.

Llama said...

Buy the pole---buy the pole!
Love it!

The Girl Next Door Grows Up said...

Get an iPad.

Enough said.

Hey, Shawn bought that speaker thingy a while ago, so you totally need at least a laptop.

Sazzle said...

BAHAHAHA!!!! COCK PUNCH!!!