Does the internet close down on the weekend? I think it does. Maybe no one will even read this post. That’s ok, I just wanted you to know that I’m still alive!
Can you believe that I didn’t do Monday Minute or Feel Good Friday this week? Gasp. I’m a total slacker. You know what I need? I need a laptop. Now that the girls are in school, I’m not at home, but most of the time when I’m out I don’t even do anything. My whole day is just limbo land. I think I’ll ask for a lap top for my birthday. Well, either a lap top or a stripper pole. For reals.
So, let me make this clear. If my husband is reading this, For my birthday I want either this:
Ok, now that we got that out of the way. What is everyone doing this weekend? I wanted to go to the beach, but guess what? It’s cold here in Michigan! Very cold! My cousin announced on Facebook that she even saw snow.
Clearly that was an exaggeration, but when it goes from 90 degrees to 50 degrees in a matter of a few days, people get a little testy! Including me. I knew I would have to wear jeans today, and I was somewhat concerned that my jeans wouldn’t fit (more on that later), so I refused to get out of bed. Shawn came in the bedroom and literally attempted to drag me out of bed. There was a definite struggle, and within seconds he was yelling for the girls to come and help him. That’s when we heard this:
Lainey: “Dad says he needs help, what does he want?”
Alivia: “I don’t know, Mom’s probably just cock-punching him.”
And the mother of the year award goes to: ME!