(creepy picture and all!)
Yes, I’m here! It’s really me! I’m coming out of retirement to do Monday Minute because it’s Ian’s last official time hosting. Sad, but true. If you’ve never participated, what are you waiting for?
Ok, enough chit chat…on with the questions!
1. Have you ever lied on one of your Monday Minute answers?
Nope, never. I’ve never lied about anything on my blog, so I can say with 100% certainty that I haven’t lied on Monday Minute.
2. What is on your bedside table?
Oh, let’s see…an iPod dock, a lamp, a coaster, magazines… Oh hell, isn’t a picture worth 1000 words?
(Don’t judge, I was just getting ready to clean the bottom off, for real.
Yeah right, who am I kidding?)
3. Lose your sight or hearing?
Definitely hearing, without a doubt. Who knows, I might even like it! Not hearing my husband snore or his super loud chewing? Yes, please!
4. Would you rather give up all kinds of sexual contact for one full year or give up your DVR for 3 months?
Wow. Weird question. I think the DVR is the obvious answer, but the more I think about it, the more I love the DVR. Come on, it’s Fall and all the good shows are coming on soon! Ok, fine. I’ll give up the DVR, but the sex better be good!
5. Name one thing that you are proud of that you’ve accomplished in your life?
Well, again, I could go with the most obvious answer of my daughters because they truly are my greatest accomplishment. But, I’m going to step outside the box today and tell you about my greatest accomplishment as a nurse.
Are you ready? One time when I was working med/surg I put a Foley catheter in a 450+ pound woman! And, I did it with only one other nurse’s aide helping, who really wasn’t much help at all. The nurse’s aide kept trying to hold the stomach up, but like that was really possible? Meanwhile, the patient kept telling me there was no way I was going to get it in, and I honestly believed her. I swear, I closed my eyes and said a prayer
and held my breath, and the next thing I knew it was in. I was a hero!