I know you’re all dying to know what I found in my closet, right? Ok, whatever. Just pretend to be amused!
I honestly don’t even remember when the last time I truly cleaned out my closet was, so there was some weird shit in there! Starting with this:
I bought this for one of those “Murder-Mystery” parties a few years ago, but then my friend cancelled the party. Loser. I was supposed to be a hooker, so yeah, I can’t really show you the rest of the outfit! I think she only chose me for the hooker because I had the biggest rack! Anyway, after I found the wig last night I thought about wearing it for Halloween, but then I decided it made me look like a transvestite.
I also found these:
They are brand spanking new! They were even wrapped up in tissue in the box! I hate to admit this, but I have no idea where they came from! Do these belong to anyone? If not, I’m keeping them!
Senior pictures anyone?
Why didn’t I wax my eyebrows? Yeah, that’s totally regrettable.
Let’s see, what else? Well, there were a few things I didn’t take pictures of. For instance, 2 maternity dresses. That’s weird, I haven’t been pregnant in 5 years! I also found 2 Christmas dresses I bought for the girls last year, but they didn’t fit. However, when they tried them on last night, they fit! How awesome is that? Oh, and I found something that I bought for Alivia’s Kindergarten graduation, but I never gave it to her. Sadly, I think I never gave it to her because I lost it. Bad Mommy! Anywho, I’m going to give it to her for her birthday in a few weeks. It’s seriously perfect because next month is her “Golden Birthday” and she keeps going on and on about how it’s her “Golden Birthday!” and this item is white Gold!
Alright the last item I took a picture of is this:
What is that you ask? Well, it’s a bag of coins and a couple game tokens. That piece of paper was folded up inside there with the coins and on it it says “January 7, 2001.” What does that mean? I have no freaking clue! Seriously. Obviously, something important happened and I wanted to remember it, but now I don’t! How stupid. This is very bothersome. Does anyone else know what happened that day?