Monday, October 25, 2010

Unsolved mysteries of my closet!

I know you’re all dying to know what I found in my closet, right?  Ok, whatever.  Just pretend to be amused!

I honestly don’t even remember when the last time I truly cleaned out my closet was, so there was some weird shit in there!  Starting with this:


I bought this for one of those “Murder-Mystery” parties a few years ago, but then my friend cancelled the party.  Loser.  I was supposed to be a hooker, so yeah, I can’t really show you the rest of the outfit!  I think she only chose me for the hooker because I had the biggest rack!  Anyway, after I found the wig last night I thought about wearing it for Halloween, but then I decided it made me look like a transvestite.

I also found these:


They are brand spanking new!  They were even wrapped up in tissue in the box!  I hate to admit this, but I have no idea where they came from!  Do these belong to anyone?  If not, I’m keeping them!

Senior pictures anyone?




Why didn’t I wax my eyebrows?  Yeah, that’s totally regrettable.

Let’s see, what else?  Well, there were a few things I didn’t take pictures of.  For instance, 2 maternity dresses.  That’s weird, I haven’t been pregnant in 5 years!  I also found 2 Christmas dresses I bought for the girls last year, but they didn’t fit.  However, when they tried them on last night, they fit!  How awesome is that?  Oh, and I found something that I bought for Alivia’s Kindergarten graduation, but I never gave it to her.  Sadly, I think I never gave it to her because I lost it.  Bad Mommy!  Anywho, I’m going to give it to her for her birthday in a few weeks.  It’s seriously perfect because next month is her “Golden Birthday” and she keeps going on and on about how it’s her “Golden Birthday!” and this item is white Gold! 

Alright the last item I took a picture of is this:


What is that you ask?  Well, it’s a bag of coins and a couple game tokens.  That piece of paper was folded up inside there with the coins and on it it says “January 7, 2001.”  What does that mean?  I have no freaking clue!  Seriously.  Obviously, something important happened and I wanted to remember it, but now I don’t!  How stupid.  This is very bothersome.  Does anyone else know what happened that day? 


ty said...

OMG. The last picture is totally me. Best of intentions, but no idea what the hell I'm supposed to be remembering. Double boogers.

Hillary said...

1. I really think you need to do something with that wig! It's pretty amazing if you ask me!

2. That first Senior picture is awesome. I think mine are right along the lines of being that fantastic too.

3. I'm guessing the coins have something to do with the guy you were dating at the time. Did you go to a Dave and Busters with Brad or something?

Anonymous said...

Love you as a hooker!! Fab!

Why didn't all of us wax in high school? 10 million dollar question right there!

The shoes are adorable. If they're size 7s they are totally mine. ;)

The coins are hilarious! It must mean something. I'm inspired to clean my closet out now. Fingers crossed I find stripper attire.

Jess said...

I wanted to read this post. I did. I tried, too, but I just kept scrolling back up to that first picture. With the SHINIEST fake hair known to mankind.

I mean, honestly. You could auction that bad boy off on a site for trannys and make a lot of money.

I don't know that there is another wig that shiny in the entire world.

MommyLovesStilettos said...

LMAO you hooker!! I love it!!

Kelly and Sara said...

ughhhh I love wigs haha

I can't even handle the senior pictures. Love the poses.

The Girl Next Door Grows Up said...

LMAO!!!! Could it be from a first date?

You need to be a pink lady from Grease with that wig. I love it!!!

Kelsey Claire said...

That wig is awesome. You have to wear it out somewhere with a really slutty dress. I'm just sayin.

Christa said...

Love that wig and senior pics! I bought a Snooki wig yesterday for Halloween!

* Tyly * said...

You never cease to crack me up!!

Amanda M. said...

Girrrrrl. You look awesome in that wig! I think you should be Marilyn Monroe for Halloween!

Kellie said...

now I'm going to be up all night wondering where you were on January 7, 2001. Thanks.

WhisperingWriter said...

That is a nice wig, by the way :)

Hmm...I also wonder what the date means..

Matty said...

When I cleaned out my closet, I found things that belonged in everyone else's closet. How do the clothes from two teenage girls get into my closet? LOL

Sounds like the date is a reminder. Of what, only you would know. Maybe a hypnotist can help you out there.

Corrie and Phil said...

Love the shoulder pads in senior picture number three. Classic. Were you from Fremont or something? Ha!

Anonymous said...

You could be Marilyn Monroe in that wig. (And with that rack.) I didn't wax my eyebrows till I was 21. Why didn't someone tell me?

Heidi said...

I have a copy of that senior photo in the cheerleading getup. How funny!

Day 2 Day Living said...

You have some pretty random stuff in that closet of yours.

{Kimber} said...

yep!!! RANDOM!!

Amy said...

The baggie with the coins and note is hysterical!! You really can't remember what it's from?? Did you grill Shawn?? We must get to the bottom of this money mystery Tami!!!

Sara said...

I love this post! I can't even imagine what I'd find if I cleaned out my office.

You look great as a blonde! You have to do something with that wig, it's fantastic!

Sparkling said...

Why why why why why did those dirty old men photographers think that everyone should have their senior pictures taken outside?? And in strange poses? We live near the beach so half of my yearbook was people at the beach. My photographer took one picture outside but he made me stand in a bush so that there were branches in front of me. Ridiculous an not one we bought.

Jen said...

The wig is great! I think you should totally wear that to exercise class one day!!

Hmmmm wonder what you saved the money for. Has to be something special, let me know when you figure it out.

Anonymous said...

Loving the wig! I'd wear it to pick the kids up from school one day! boys would HATE me for it!

You are almost motivating me to clean out my closet to see what I find.

My mother still has my senior pictures. Seeing yours brings back the memories of how much I hated mine. I went and had my hair cut and done, and by the time I had my pictures taken, it was all jacked up!

I ditto the person above, you really need to figure out what the deal with the coins was! I don't remember what you were doing January 7, 2001, but I was sooooo ready to have my first kid! I was 8 months pregnant!

Chrissi said...

thank you for always making me laugh! the wig is great, you should totally wear it. love that the xmas dresses fit and you have a special GOLDEN treat for your golden girl :) the bag of coins, now that is just funny!

You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

i can TOTALLY picture you as the cheerleader!

Jessica said...

Oh, I know! PICK ME! PICK ME!

The tokens were from...the last date you went on prior to meeting your faboosh husband. Because who wouldn't want to remember that?!

OK. Maybe not.

Sazzle said...

A: I want the wig
B: You should totally have a monthly post about random shit you find around the house. I can totally do the same.
C: ...and most importantly: Has anyone told you that you have the best boobs ever? I am totally jealous.