It’s Friday! Yea! Do you know what that means? That it’s my birthday weekend, but it’s also my daughter’s birthday weekend, so allegedly there is a slumber party going on at my house tonight. I’m not sure yet if I feel good about that, so I’m choosing to write about something else that I definitely feel good about…
Last year my best cousin Hillary informed me of two things that were sure to revolutionize (her words, not mine) my life: Joe’s Jeans and Google Reader. I tried them both. Google Reader, eh. Joe’s Jeans? Heck yeah, my ass has never looked better!
This weekend I will be 31 (gasp), and in 31 years I’ve never really found anything that would make me say “Go out and buy that!” or “Try this!” But, all that has changed. That’s right, I have found something that will truly revolutionize your life. For real. What could be so fabulous? Behold my birthday present:
I. Love. This. Thing. I don’t even know what else to say about it. Alivia said if I love it so much, maybe I should marry it…and I’m telling you, I just might! It’s that amazing. I’m just not convinced it would be good in bed, or have health insurance.
Anyweird. Go buy one right now. You can thank me later. Oh, and pray for me and my slumber party. That is all. Happy Friday!!