To whom it may concern.

Dear Gap (and old lady working at the Gap)-

Why can’t you have clothing that is actually true to size?  Why do I take a skirt off the rack in my actual size, only to find that it is too big?  How can this be?  This is my size! 

Why when I ask the old woman (who probably had to go back to work because she lost all her $ in the stock market) working about the size discrepancy does she tell me “Yeah, well, that skirt is big.  I usually tell people if you’re a size 4, try on a size 2; if you’re a size 2 try on a size 0…and so on.” 

Ok, Miss-you-should-probably-actually-be-working-at-JCPenney…what if you’re a size 0?  Then, what?  I bet you never thought of that!  Do you have a size 00, if not in the store, maybe online?  What’s that?  You don’t?  And you want to glare at me because I even suggested it?

So, why is it that when I decided to check your website for my very own self did I find a size 00?  Yup, it’s right there.  Ha.  Well, now I don’t even want it anymore because now my husband will see me buying it online and I won’t be able to sneak it in from the mall incognito I am mad you, your store, and everyone affiliated with it.  Ok, except Banana Republic, they are affiliated with you, and I’m not mad at them, I heart them.

Sincerely,

Pissed off consumer who will probably be back to your store, even though I say I won’t

P.S.  Here is the skirt in question:

P.S.S.  Don’t bother commenting on how I’m complaining about a size 0.  Blah, blah, blah.  Do you know it’s actually 100 x’s harder to find smaller sizes than bigger ones?