I forgive you.

Remember last week when I was furious at The Gap about their sizing and the old hag who lied to me about not having a size 00?

Well, guess who just got

this skirt for a grand total of $0.92 ?!  Yes, that’s right, 92 cents out the door!

ME!

How did I do it?  Don’t worry, I’ll tell you!

Last week I got my Gap credit card bill in the mail with a $40 reward certificate.  Let’s not calculate how much I had to spend to get that $40 certificate because that’s just not important.  Then, I got a coupon in my email for my birthday for 25% off.  And, on top of all that, with my Gap Silver Card I get free shipping all day everyday!  So, that brings my $55 skirt down to 92 cents!  Cha-Ching!

So, Gap, I forgive you this time.  But, let’s not let it happen again, okay?  Oh, and if the size 00 doesn’t fit I’m going to blame you…it definitely has nothing to do with all the candy I’ve been stealing from my children’s Halloween bags.  It’s going to be your fault, and I will be mad at you for real this time.