Another Manic Monday.

Are you ready for another “Monday Minute” with Ian?  I’m playing along again this week, even though I regret posting last week that I had indeed taken a shit in the woods.  Seriously?  I thought everyone had done that!  I think I may have lost followers over that.

Alright, here we go again:

1.  What drugs have you done in your life?

Mainly alcohol, and I don’t personally even consider that a drug.  I think Dr. Phil does though, so whatever.  Anyway, other than alcohol I had never even been around any drugs until a couple years ago.  In an effort to protect the not so innocent, all I can say, is a few years ago someone gave me a doobie as sort of an apology…a peace offering, if you will.  I had it for over a year, and I was constantly threatening to smoke it right in the living room.  I wasn’t really going to do that, I was just saying it to irritate Shawn.  His job does random drug tests, and he acted as if just having the doobie in the house was going to get him fired.  Long story short, after a year and a half I lit it up one night in our bedroom and the weed was skunked!  Apparently a rolled up joint doesn’t last that long, who knew?

2.   A/S/L?

I’m embarrassed to say it took me about a minute to figure out what this question was!  Age:  30.  Sex:  Yes.  Location:  West Michigan.

3.  Do you pick your nose?

Yeah sometimes, but come on, doesn’t everyone?!  Why do I have a feeling this question is going to be like the shit in the woods question last week?

4.  What’s your favorite childhood cartoon?

Oh, wow.  I guess I have to say Smurfs because that’s the only one I can remember watching.  We had like 3 channels on our TV when I was growing up, so the only cartoons I watched were the ones on Saturday morning.

5.  List the URL, of what you believe to be the best blog post you've ever done.

This one is hard.  I am my biggest critic, so I have no idea what I would consider my “best” post.  However, this post is my favorite one!