Monday, April 26, 2010

Another Manic Monday.

mondayminut250Are you ready for another “Monday Minute” with Ian?  I’m playing along again this week, even though I regret posting last week that I had indeed taken a shit in the woods.  Seriously?  I thought everyone had done that!  I think I may have lost followers over that.

Alright, here we go again:

1.  What drugs have you done in your life?

Mainly alcohol, and I don’t personally even consider that a drug.  I think Dr. Phil does though, so whatever.  Anyway, other than alcohol I had never even been around any drugs until a couple years ago.  In an effort to protect the not so innocent, all I can say, is a few years ago someone gave me a doobie as sort of an apology…a peace offering, if you will.  I had it for over a year, and I was constantly threatening to smoke it right in the living room.  I wasn’t really going to do that, I was just saying it to irritate Shawn.  His job does random drug tests, and he acted as if just having the doobie in the house was going to get him fired.  Long story short, after a year and a half I lit it up one night in our bedroom and the weed was skunked!  Apparently a rolled up joint doesn’t last that long, who knew?

2.   A/S/L?

I’m embarrassed to say it took me about a minute to figure out what this question was!  Age:  30.  Sex:  Yes.  Location:  West Michigan.

3.  Do you pick your nose?

Yeah sometimes, but come on, doesn’t everyone?!  Why do I have a feeling this question is going to be like the shit in the woods question last week?

4.  What’s your favorite childhood cartoon?

Oh, wow.  I guess I have to say Smurfs because that’s the only one I can remember watching.  We had like 3 channels on our TV when I was growing up, so the only cartoons I watched were the ones on Saturday morning.

5.  List the URL, of what you believe to be the best blog post you've ever done.

This one is hard.  I am my biggest critic, so I have no idea what I would consider my “best” post.  However, this post is my favorite one!

23 comments:

Meghan said...

Such random questions! I love your honesty - and people do things like shit in the woods and randomly pick their nose all of the time, I am convinced. They just don't want to admit it!

And thanks for your comments! My time was 27:00 on the nose, and I was pretty happy with that for a 5K. Do you run as well???

Melissa said...

I pick my nose too (and you are right, who doesn't?).

I wouldn't have known that a joint goes bad... that is good to know (just kidding - I never plan on smoking a joint).

I read your favorite post. It's really good! And you broke a bed on your honeymoon? Good times!

Kaley said...

Bahaha, I love it! Thanks for being so real and for saying whatever you want to say; in my opinion that's what blogs are for! Anyway, you're hilarious, keep at it -
kaleytaylor.wordpress.com

The Girl Next Door Grows Up said...

Everybody picks. Plain and simple. Some choose the privacy of the bathroom and some do it in the car - I hate seeing people do it in the car... Euwwww!

jv726 said...

If someone decided not to follow you just b/c you shat (is that a word?) in the woods, then I don't think you need them. They obviously don't have a sense of humor...
I love your fav post. I like 16 and 24, they made me laugh...and 19 is SO true!

Ian said...

Ok I pretty much love your ass, is that ok? Putting you onto the blogroll so I don't miss a post.

purseblogger said...

LOL! You crack me up. I didn't know what that one question meant so I'm so glad you explained it. :) So funny about the doobie...

Taylor-Made Wife said...

Loved the Smurfs. I loved the 30 things post. Hope you had a great weekend

Laura and Ryan said...

You crack me up for reals woman! That doobie question was awesome...threatening to light it up! haha

Hillary said...

Picking the nose is on a whole different level than wilderness shitting, but way to keep it real.

Didn't you love the garbage pail kids? I remember you gave me a trading card one time?

melissa said...

This post is reason #142 why you are awesome. I would list the other 141 reasons but I work for a living, okay? :) But seriously, your honesty and killer sense of humor are just great. Let's consider the followers you lost over crapping in the woods shedding a little dead weight, shall we?

Lil' Woman said...

I would shit in the woods if the oppurtunity I was warranted but I do def. pick my boogers. My nose bleeds when I try to blow it so digging is all I can do :)

I smoked Big Man up and it was the funniest thing ever....poor boy couldn't stop coughing.

Christa said...

LOL your too funny! Thank you for the birthday wish!

blueviolet said...

Ok yeah, who doesn't lift a load out of their nose now and then? It's impossible not to!

Kristin said...

I especially love #30 in your list. Well said lady!

Amanda M. said...

OMG. I am SO glad you stopped by my blog so I could find yours. You rock. I cannot wait to read more!

You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

re: your 30 lessons list...

i am alllll over the barbies for xbox thinking.

my husband accidentally headbutted my face with the back of his head on our wedding night. tears exploded from my eyeballs and we thought he broke my nose.

too much of apple crisp anything IS NOT POSSIBLE.

magically ordinary said...

Your post is the first one to tell me what A/S/L is!

Thank you! I was feeling like everyone else was in on a joke and not telling me the punch line!

Erin said...

My hubs makes fun of me b/c I am constantly checking to see if I have a bat in the cave. And when I do, yep! It gets picked. But in private. LOL!

Mel said...

Love it! Your honesty cracks me up!

Heather @ Gerber Days said...

I actually didn't know right off what A/S/L was either! You aren't alone!

I love your post "30 things I've learned in 30 years."

The picture at the end is adorable. You are really pretty!

Kelsey Claire @Lavender, Leopard, and Lace said...

A/S/L that is a new one for me! I love that you kept a doobie for a year. That is impressive. Alcohol does NOT count as a drug. I mean it is a friend!

PS you are getting so popular in the bloggy world with all of your comments. It is because all of your posts are great!

jill said...

you rock my world, friend. love it! and f.y.i. ... the a/s/l took me a while too! haha!