Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Iron. Goddess.

The Iron Goddess Duathlon is 25 days from today, but who’s counting, right?  Not me.

Besides this week, I have been training like a MoFo.  However, even with all my training, I still haven’t felt like I’ve been getting anywhere.  Until tonight.  Tonight everything changed.  Tonight I realized that I am an Iron Goddess and I hope those other bitches know what they’re up against.

You think I’m talking shit?  Well, I’m not.  Check this out:

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Iron = Blood.  Goddess = French Manicure.  Any questions?

P.S.  Those are my real nails and I did the French Manicure myself.  Do they look legit or do they look ghetto?  Ghetto fabulous is acceptable too.

33 comments:

Ange said...

Fabulous- they have to be about a 1/2 an inch longer to be ghetto fabulous.

Kick some ass Tami!

Sazzle said...

you saw my nails -- they are totally fabulous! Do a couple of fist pounds and you will be ready to go and kick ass!!!

purseblogger said...

Ouch!
Um, FABULOUS! I so wish I could do my own. You rock girl!

Christa said...

Looks like that hurt! TOTALLY FABULOUS!

blueviolet said...

The nails look spectacular actually! The scrape...not so much, and I bet it stings!

Kate said...

ouch! and totally fab girly! those look professional for sure!

Amy Lynn said...

Ouch... does that mean you had a rendezvous with the pavement this evening?!?!?!

I think your nails look GREAT! Not ghetto at all! Very classy!

Keep up the hard work!

Kristin said...

Can you come do my mani? They look totally legit...and OWWWWW!

Cherry Berry said...

Not ghetto fab, just FAB! I wish mine would look like that!

Practically Perfect... said...

The nails look great, and oh my word! What did you do to yourself?!

You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

your nails are totally acceptable. another look worth trying:

http://www.emailgoodies.faketrix.com/content/pix/general-comedy/original-files/long-ghetto-toenails-pedicure-comedy-picture.jpg

you can thank me later for that one.

I'm Jane said...

The Goddess title works better if you're also wearing your pearls and maybe bleeding on them a little.

J said...

They look so good they look fake! Beautiful nails!

Miss S said...

wow, impressive! Every time I try and do the french manicure mine end up looking terrible! What is your secret?

Sara said...

Leg - yikes! That has to hurt.

Nails - very nice!!

Tracie said...

Your nails look great! I love a french manicure.

Cara Smith said...

Ouch!

And if I could do any where near that good with even a regular mani (not even going any where near french) I would pay someone else to do it for me. Definitely fabulous!

Meghan said...

You ARE an iron goddess with FABULOUS, bitch-scratching nails! You go, girl!

Hillary said...

I think maybe if you added a rhinestone onto each nail then the other "iron goddess" women would seriously be afraid!

Nice road rash, I love it!

d.a.r. said...

Fabulous!! Oh my gosh, my nails are so so so gross. I bite them, it's awful.

Mrs.Vid said...

Your nails look fabulous! My nails are also long but I don't have the skills to do a french mani on my own!

MrsDixon said...

I'm totally jeals of your DIY manicure....they look delightful! So sorry about your battle wound, but you are clearly the Queen of this competetion, so it will be worth it in the end!

Amanda M. said...

Darn, girl. Those nails look FABULOUS and not ghetto fab, like chic fab.
You ARE an iron goddess!!

ty said...

legit. my nails look like a six year old's.

Corrie and Phil said...

I could NEVER post a picture of my nail. Yours, on the other hand, go be in an advertisement/commercial. Totally legit!

caryn said...

Just found your site over the weekend and i have to say you are so funny!

The nails look great, good job!

Heather said...

Way to go on the nails AND the training!!! Put something on that owieeeee!!! Looks like it hurts!

Lindsey and Thomas said...

Your nails look totally legit! I totally thought they were acrylics. You will do amazing on the duatholon

Melissa said...

Your nails look AWESOME! I am very jealous.

Heather @ Gerber Days said...

Nice girl!... But OUCH!

You have perfect nails! Jealous!

* Tyly * said...

Your nails are fantastic, and you're totally an iron goddess.

Jessica said...

Three things right now:

1) I can't stop reading your blog. Can you tell?

2) Your manicure looks legit.

3) You are most definitely an iron goddess.

The Girl Next Door Grows Up said...

You look like a tough bitch!!!! The nails look great!!!