The Iron Goddess Duathlon is 25 days from today, but who’s counting, right? Not me.
Besides this week, I have been training like a MoFo. However, even with all my training, I still haven’t felt like I’ve been getting anywhere. Until tonight. Tonight everything changed. Tonight I realized that I am an Iron Goddess and I hope those other bitches know what they’re up against.
You think I’m talking shit? Well, I’m not. Check this out:
Iron = Blood. Goddess = French Manicure. Any questions?
P.S. Those are my real nails and I did the French Manicure myself. Do they look legit or do they look ghetto? Ghetto fabulous is acceptable too.