Monday, August 16, 2010

Monday Minute: Ask and you shall receive.

Do you remember the last Monday Minute I did when I was all “I hate Ian’s button!”  Well, Ian emailed me and he was all “Why don’t you just use the other one then?  Duh.”  I’m not actually sure if he said “Duh” but it was definitely implied.  So, here it is:


Apparently, it’s the “Girly” button.  Whatever it is, I’ll take it! 

This week’s Monday Minute is also co-hosted by Kimber.  Once again, I know nothing about the co-hostess, but she did just take her daughter to a Bieber concert, so that gets very cool Mom points in my book.  (Even if I do want to stab Justin Bieber in the jaw.)

Moving on with the questions…

1.  If you could have plastic surgery, would you?  If so, what would you get done?

Well, it’s no secret to anyone that I have breast implants, so I guess that answers that.  Would I have more surgery?  Yes!  No, make that a Hell Yes!  I would like to get liposuction of my thighs and stomach, but Shawn has so far vetoed that.  I’m also not opposed to getting a face lift when I’m old and wrinkled!

2.  What laws have you broken?

Just the basic ones…speeding and underage drinking.  Oh, and one time in 5th grade my best friend and I stole a 50 cent figurine from the Ben Franklin store.  I still feel a little bit bad about that!

3.  What is your quirkiest habit? 

Seriously?  This is a hard question for someone with OCD.  Ok, I’ll just pick one.  I’m constantly locking the doors in my car.  As soon as I get in, the first thing I do is to lock the doors.  When I get gas, I start the pump, then get back in my car and lock the doors.  Even when Shawn is with us, if he runs into the store to buy a newspaper or something I immediately lock the doors when he gets out.  This irritates him beyond belief! 

Now that I think of it, it’s nothing short of a miracle that I’ve never locked my keys in the car!

4.  If you only had 3 songs to listen to for the rest of your life what would they be?

Holy hard question Batman!!  Let’s see.  I’d have to pick songs that I know all the words to, so I could sing along…

“I Think We’re Alone Now” by Tiffany

“Baby Got Back” by Sir-Mix-A-Lot

and this song:

One night when we were first dating Shawn sang this song to me, and after that it became “our” song :)

5.  How often do you have sex?

This is another hard question.  Sometimes once a day, sometimes once a week, sometimes once a month…sometimes once a year.  I have a feeling Shawn’s going to kill me for saying that.  If this is my last post, you’ll know why!



MommyLovesStilettos said...

LMAO @ the answer to your last question!!!!! HILARIOUS! :)

blueviolet said...'re not reading gas station signs! You could blow up from opening your car door while pumping gas. You probably talk on your cell phone at the same time doubling your death wish. ;)

However, since you talked about your sex time table, you're just doing your husband a favor and saving him the messy job of killing you.

Carry on.

Anonymous said...

Oh I love that cartoon!

Lil' Woman said...

Love the last cartoon and question...oh blogging, how we share so much :)

Melissa said...

I have too many quirky habits too. And hopefully you will be able to continue blogging! HA!

{Kimber} said...

I used to LOVE Tiffany growing up!! and Debbie Gibson! I'll be visiting Itunes today!!

loved your answer to the last one with the pic!! haha!!

Anonymous said...

LOL at your last answer and the pic! I LOVE it!

Sparkling said...

excellent choice of music, my friend. assuming you would not get butt implants with your choice of baby got back. for years i had that song on a mixed tape and never knew that there were like 2 more minutes of the song. mine was apparently cut off for some reason and then i heard it somewhere and was like what's this part???? and only a child brought up in the 80s can appreciate the fine works of Tiffany, Sir Mix A Lot AND Randy Travis!!!

Amy said...

I find it hysterical that you have weaved Tiffany, the Ben franklin store, and your sex life into one blog post!


Cristy said...

LOVE that cartoon...I always think to myself during the day "oh I HAVE to blog about this!"

Hillary said...

Do you still do our dance to I Think We're Alone Now? I hope so.

How have you never locked your keys in your car? I do it at least once a year, no joke!

Meghan said...

TIFFANY! Oh my gosh, I totally wanted her hair and leather jacket!

Umm, I am also glad to know that I am not the only one who obsessively locks car doors. Same with the door at home:)

Anonymous said...

Awesome answers! I would have picked two of those three songs as well! Last question and answer, too funny!

Aimee said...

Great answers. LOL @ the sex comment.

Aimee said...

Great answers. LOL @ the sex comment.

Jessica said...

Ahhhh! I can't believe you answered the last one. Wait. Nevermind. Yes, yes I can.

ty said...

If I were pregnant, I'd kill you for saying so. The I'd kill me.

Corrie and Phil said...

I have a bad feeling that we're going to read an upcoming post about you locking your keys in your car. It always seems to work that way. Let's hope not!

Jen said...

I sooo hope you don't lock your keys in the car in the next coming weeks. By the way totally loved the comic at the end of this post.

Anonymous said...

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Tracie said...

Thanks for the multiple ear worms! I'm going to have those songs in my head all day. Love the cartoon!

Yankee Girl said...

I love I Think We're Alone Now. It's a great song to sing along to.

You were such a rebel when you were a kid. Underage drinking??? So naughty!