Whew! It seems I am behind on blogging, again. It has been a busy week around here with school starting last Tuesday, and my surgery on Friday. YES girls, I finally got my funky boobie fixed. It seems this has become a very interesting topic on my Facebook profile, and several of my my fellow facebookers have been waiting with baited breath for a blog on this subject. I honestly don’t mind indulging you on the hilarity of this, but the problem is this: I don’t know what to say. Shocking, I know.
So, let me ask you, what do you want to know about breast implants?
I could tell you that this woman, Sheyla Hershey, has the world’s record for the largest breast implants. She is only 5’3'’ and her breasts are a 38 KKK!
I could tell you that Tori Spelling has quite possibly the worst looking breast augmentation I have ever seen.
Did you know that breast augmentation is the the number one most common cosmetic surgery? It’s true. Am I the only one who thinks this lady should have thought twice about getting implants?
Yikes! I wonder if that’s even a real picture. I could honestly do without the hairy guy in the speedo too. Sorry everyone!
Well, I’m going to get back to my Vicodin and ice packs, but I hope everyone else is enjoying their long Labor Day weekend!