Monday, September 7, 2009

A blog about implants, just not mine.

Whew!  It seems I am behind on blogging, again.  It has been a busy week around here with school starting last Tuesday, and my surgery on Friday.  YES girls, I finally got my funky boobie fixed.  It seems this has become a very interesting topic on my Facebook profile, and several of my my fellow facebookers have been waiting with baited breath for a blog on this subject.  I honestly don’t mind indulging you on the hilarity of this, but the problem is this:  I don’t know what to say.  Shocking, I know.

So, let me ask you, what do you want to know about breast implants?

I could tell you that this woman, Sheyla Hershey, has the world’s record for the largest breast implants.  She is only 5’3'’ and her breasts are a 38 KKK!


I could tell you that Tori Spelling has quite possibly the worst looking breast augmentation I have ever seen. 

post_image-leader_spelling_t_b_gr_01I’m sure this is due in part to her recent pregnancies, and now the large amount of weight she has lost, but doesn’t she have enough money to get that fixed?  Seriously. 

Did you know that breast augmentation is the the number one most common cosmetic surgery?  It’s true.  Am I the only one who thinks this lady should have thought twice about getting implants?


Yikes!  I wonder if that’s even a real picture.  I could honestly do without the hairy guy in the speedo too.  Sorry everyone!

Well, I’m going to get back to my Vicodin and ice packs, but I hope everyone else is enjoying their long Labor Day weekend!


Stephanie said...

I am very curious. I would love them some day! My mom and I joke that we will get them together.

Laura and Ryan said...

I am very curious about it too. I've always thought that one day I might want a little more, but then again I always tell the hubs that I want a tummy tuck after we have kids. BUT- you can get rid of the tummy with exercise, but you can't do anything naturally about the boobs...Hmmm...

RN Mama said...

Ok, girls! If you have any questions, let me know and I can do a better more infomative question and answer post!