Thursday, December 3, 2009

Seriously?

Wow, long time no blog!  I have been sick this week, so nothing too exciting to report on here.  So, I thought, why not talk about other people’s exciting news and drama?

Let me start this by saying I am not a fan of golf.  However, everyone, golf fan or not, knows who Tiger Woods is.  The guy I dated in high school was a huge golfer, and I remember watching The Masters with him when Tiger won it for the first time in 1997.  Up until last week I always thought he (Tiger, not my ex-boyfriend) seemed like a nice, quiet, down-to-Earth guy.  But now this?

Ok, seriously? 

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Am I the only one who thinks his wife is way hotter than that bimbo?

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Here is one of the other girls, Rachel Uchitel, I think she’s the one who originally claimed she was innocent, but then immediately got a lawyer.  Yeah, that just screams innocence!

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She’s definitely not slutty.  And this wasn’t the best picture, but what about those lips?

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Ok, sorry.  I didn’t mean to go off on a tangent.  I shouldn’t be making fun of these girls, I’m sure they are totally innocent upstanding citizens.  My main point was actually about Tiger.  Again, my question was, SERIOUSLY?  Did you seriously think that you were going to get away with this?  What exactly was your long term plan here?  You thought you could just continue cheating on your drop-dead-gorgeous-swimsuit-model-wife with 2 (possibly 3!) women, and she would never find out?  My favorite part of all of it is this:

The voicemail message.  “Hey, this is Tiger…”  Yeah, you can definitely deny that one because there are lots of men out there who go by “Tiger.”  Dumb Ass.  Am I a bad person if I say good for his wife for beating him with a golf club?!  Maybe all women should have a golf club, just in case of emergency.

6 comments:

Emily Craft said...

totally agree!

Leah said...

I agree... I think I have to buy me some golf clubs just in case... Hahaha!

Laura and Ryan said...

I agree. What a disappointment he turned out to be.

Stephanie said...

I used to LOVE Tiger and now I hate him. His wife is GORGEOUS!!! Men are such pigs!

Blair said...

I could not agree more. He seemed like such a down to earth family man that loved his family and that didn't get wrapped up in the fame and money...guess not! I feel so bad for his wife and children. She is so beautiful, she will come out of this on top. I wonder if she will stay with him though...hmmm? I wouldn't. Okay I might be able to forgive my husband for one chick but look how many are coming out of the woodworks...pathetic. He's pathetic and so are the women he shacked up with. What kind of women would sleep with and have a relationship with a married man. UGH!

Hope you are feeling better, have a great weekend!

Amy said...

We are big time golf fans in our family. My husband has played his entire life and he and his 3 younger brother practically grew up on the golf course. So, when this story broke there were lots of opinions flying around our house.

And yes, the 3...uh, ladies? who are alegedly linked to Tiger all look like trannys. His wife is way hotter and good for her for beating him with his own money maker! Hysterical!

Seriously though, it's unfortunate that Mr. Woods thought so little of his wife and kids to carry on in this way. I'm disgusted by him.