Wow, long time no blog! I have been sick this week, so nothing too exciting to report on here. So, I thought, why not talk about other people’s exciting news and drama?
Let me start this by saying I am not a fan of golf. However, everyone, golf fan or not, knows who Tiger Woods is. The guy I dated in high school was a huge golfer, and I remember watching The Masters with him when Tiger won it for the first time in 1997. Up until last week I always thought he (Tiger, not my ex-boyfriend) seemed like a nice, quiet, down-to-Earth guy. But now this?
Am I the only one who thinks his wife is way hotter than that bimbo?
Here is one of the other girls, Rachel Uchitel, I think she’s the one who originally claimed she was innocent, but then immediately got a lawyer. Yeah, that just screams innocence!
She’s definitely not slutty. And this wasn’t the best picture, but what about those lips?
Ok, sorry. I didn’t mean to go off on a tangent. I shouldn’t be making fun of these girls, I’m sure they are totally innocent upstanding citizens. My main point was actually about Tiger. Again, my question was, SERIOUSLY? Did you seriously think that you were going to get away with this? What exactly was your long term plan here? You thought you could just continue cheating on your drop-dead-gorgeous-swimsuit-model-wife with 2 (possibly 3!) women, and she would never find out? My favorite part of all of it is this:
The voicemail message. “Hey, this is Tiger…” Yeah, you can definitely deny that one because there are lots of men out there who go by “Tiger.” Dumb Ass. Am I a bad person if I say good for his wife for beating him with a golf club?! Maybe all women should have a golf club, just in case of emergency.