Does that title possibly sound a little preverted? I think it might. Just stick with me, I promise I’m not a kid touch-er. Oh, and yes, I said preverted, not perverted. Shawn always says preverted and it makes me giggle.
So, do you remember this post when I mentioned the boys from Alivia’s school asking if I was an “aerobics instructor?” A few of you commented that you thought the boys might have a crush on me. I personally didn’t think that was the case. I was thinking more along the lines that these boys thought Mrs. Roth should change up the morning sweat pant routine.
Well, you were right. I was wrong. And the truth shall set you free. (or at least make your husband a little jealous!)
Both of the boys Mom’s are on the Home & School Committee (think PTA, but without the T) with me, and we had a meeting tonight. As soon as I walked in Hayden’s Mom says “Oh, my son Hayden has such a crush on you! He talks about you all the time. He says how pretty you are, and he loves your hair. It’s so cute!”
I told her I kind of suspected it and mentioned the aerobics instructor conversation. Then she told me Hayden was even telling her soon-to-be husband about me. And then, she told me Hayden was also telling him about my husband.
This is where I became very interested. She was laughing, and said she couldn’t remember exactly what he said, but his main point was “He’s just not who I would have put her with.”
The soon-to-be husband/step-dad then asked him what Shawn looked like and he came up with “tall and bald.” Apparently step-dad didn’t see a problem with “tall and bald,” so he said “What do you mean? Who would you have put her with?”
Are you ready? Dear, sweet, baby-faced Hayden said he would put me with:
Honestly, he’s not my type, but I probably wouldn’t kick him out of bed either.
To say Shawn was not impressed is an understatement. I think I may have taken the flaunting of my crush a little too far. Shawn told me I was old enough to be Hayden’s teenage Mom. I did not appreciate that comment.
P.S. The winner of the Girl Scout Cookies is comment #9, d.a.r! Congratulations, you’ll get your Samoas and Thin Mints sometime towards the end of March. Thanks to everyone else who entered too. I think I’ll do another giveaway on my 100th post or when I get 100 followers, we’ll see! Oh, and I realize there were 21 comments, but one silly girl commented twice!