For the love of 6th grade boys.

Does that title possibly sound a little preverted?  I think it might.  Just stick with me, I promise I’m not a kid touch-er.  Oh, and yes, I said preverted, not perverted.  Shawn always says preverted and it makes me giggle. 

So, do you remember this post when I mentioned the boys from Alivia’s school asking if I was an “aerobics instructor?”  A few of you commented that you thought the boys might have a crush on me.  I personally didn’t think that was the case.  I was thinking more along the lines that these boys thought Mrs. Roth should change up the morning sweat pant routine.

Well, you were right.  I was wrong.  And the truth shall set you free.  (or at least make your husband a little jealous!)

Both of the boys Mom’s are on the Home & School Committee (think PTA, but without the T) with me, and we had a meeting tonight.  As soon as I walked in Hayden’s Mom says “Oh, my son Hayden has such a crush on you!  He talks about you all the time.  He says how pretty you are, and he loves your hair.  It’s so cute!” 

I told her I kind of suspected it and mentioned the aerobics instructor conversation.  Then she told me Hayden was even telling her soon-to-be husband about me.  And then, she told me Hayden was also telling him about my husband.

This is where I became very interested.  She was laughing, and said she couldn’t remember exactly what he said, but his main point was “He’s just not who I would have put her with.”

The soon-to-be husband/step-dad then asked him what Shawn looked like and he came up with “tall and bald.”  Apparently step-dad didn’t see a problem with “tall and bald,” so he said “What do you mean?  Who would you have put her with?”

Are you ready?  Dear, sweet, baby-faced Hayden said he would put me with:

Honestly, he’s not my type, but I probably wouldn’t kick him out of bed either.

To say Shawn was not impressed is an understatement.  I think I may have taken the flaunting of my crush a little too far.  Shawn told me I was old enough to be Hayden’s teenage Mom.  I did not appreciate that comment.

P.S.  The winner of the Girl Scout Cookies is comment #9, d.a.r!  Congratulations, you’ll get your Samoas and Thin Mints sometime towards the end of March.  Thanks to everyone else who entered too.  I think I’ll do another giveaway on my 100th post or when I get 100 followers, we’ll see!  Oh, and I realize there were 21 comments, but one silly girl commented twice!