Do you remember my two posts where Shawn was bitter about my money from the Boob God's and my other freebies? I think I mentioned in those posts that maybe if he prayed hard enough, something fabulous would come to him to.
Well. That was a mistake.
A few weeks ago, I sat at my computer enjoying my coffee while my daughter’s were enjoying their half day of school by playing princesses, when I got this email from Shawn:
“You know how you were saying that if I prayed hard enough…something might fall in my lap? Well, I kinda feel like this did.”
And then, there was a link. Crap. I was afraid to click it. I knew it was either going to be a car or something nerdy. Whatever it was, it had better be free, because that stuff I got was free. If it’s not free, I’m calling shenanigans. Who am I kidding? If it was free, he wouldn’t be emailing me.
So, I clicked:
What is that you ask? Hell, I don’t know. A good deal is what Shawn claimed it to be. Allegedly it was originally $600, and was now “$99.95 with free shipping!”
So, being the good wife that I am I wrote back:
“Honey, of course you can buy that black box. It seems like a fabulous deal, and I’m sure whatever it is, we can definitely use it!”
What? You don’t think I said that? Ok, fine. Here’s how it really went down:
“Fine. You can buy that thing, if you promise to keep your pie hole shut about getting a new car.”
And bring me a bottle of wine on your way home from work!
P.S. Don’t forget to scroll down and ask a question to enter my giveaway! You only have until Saturday!