Monday, October 18, 2010

Monday Minute

Whoa.  Long time no blog!  Sorry about that!  I’ve been sick for almost a week, so I do have a legitimate excuse.  Pinky swear!  I haven’t done Monday Minute in a few weeks, and Christina is all whiny (just jokers, you know I love you girl!) because the link-ups are dropping, so I figured I better join in this week!

1.  Did you play any sports growing up?

Yes, yes I did!  In junior high I ran cross country and track.  In high school I was on the dance team my freshman year, and for the rest of the years I was a cheerleader.  Yes, I realize some of you may not consider cheerleading a sport, but whatever. 

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I know I’ve posted this picture before, but I have some new readers, so I thought I’d share it again!

2.  Did you ever get an MIP?

Nope, never!  I’m not saying I never drank as a minor, I just never got caught!

3.  Do you snore or sleepwalk?

Again, nope!  Never!  I don’t have a uvula, which makes it nearly impossible to snore.  For those of you non-medical people, who are all like “what the heck is a uvula?”:

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As far as I know, I don’t sleep walk either.  Don’t worry though, Shawn totally makes up for what I lack in the snoring and sleepwalking department!  Anyone for a little ESPN and Trix at 2 am?

4.  Describe your last dream?

The last dream that I remember was a few weeks ago where a girl I work with was telling my boss that I was mean to her, and she wanted my boss to fire me.  In the dream my boss laughed in her face and told her no way…which is probably what would happen in reality.  Side note, I do not like this girl, but I have yet to be mean to her.  However, I did tell my boss last week that I was about 2 seconds away from punching this girl in the vagina!

5.  What’s one thing that you’ve been meaning to do that you just haven’t gotten to?

That’s easy, clean out my closet!!  I did start, but then I got bored with it.  Any volunteers to help a sister out?

18 comments:

Charbelle said...

Your last dream, something similar happened at the restaurant where I work on Saturday night. Before the night even gets started this guy and 2 women walk in and the hostess I was working with suddenly disappears. Turns out she used to be friends with the guy and the girl but the girl is the uber jealous kind and is threatened by my co-hostess. A few weeks ago my CH was out and they were all out and the 2 girls tried to start a fight with her. Then on Saturday they are sitting at the bar telling the bartender that they are scared someone is going to spit in their food b/c someone at the restaurant hates them. OK seriously you walked into our restaurant and hostesses don't ever touch food, not that we would ever ever ever spit in the food anyways, the restaurant where I work is just amazing, LOVE it, anyways... the guy they are with is friends with 2 of our owners and calls L saying who knows what so L calls my CH to find out what is going on. Basically these 2 girls were trying to get her fired on the spot. L told our manager to kick them out of the restaurant that no one treats his people like that. OK this was totally a book but I figured you would get a kick out of the story :) Happy Monday!!

The Tales from the Fairy Dust said...

I have dreams about punching my co-workers too. Hmm..... Never thought to punch them in the vagina though, I'd much rather go for their piehole so they can stop their incessant verbal diarrhea.

Snuggle Wasteland said...

You don't have a uvula? As a speech therapist that fascinates me.

The Girl Next Door Grows Up said...

Welcome back!!! I am glad you are better!

You don't have a uvula??????? WTF?

Jen said...

Really, you don't have a uvula? Very interesting! I might borrow this post for a post of my own. Uhm, I'm thinking I might want to go to Birch Run soon. You wanna go if I do. If I get that job I won't be able too, but it not I was thinking I want to.

Sparkling said...

Cheerleading is SOOOOO a sport!!! That's where I developed my super fine legs.

How does one exist without a uvula? I don't think I believe you. I think you will have to take a picture and post it for us.

Drew's Mom said...

Cheerleading is definitely a sport! I remember how hard we worked in cheer during high school... great times, but tons of work. And how the hell do you not have a uvula? What's the story behind that?

purseblogger said...

LOL to what you told your boss.
And yes, how do you not have a uvula?

Melissa said...

I didn't know what an MIP was until I read your answer. How silly am I?

ty said...

Uvula. You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Amy said...

Tami! I actually ENJOY organizing and cleaning! I would have your closet spruced up in no time;)

Boobies said...

The fact that you don't have a uvula is just insane to me! Where did it go? LOL

Lil' Woman said...

When you said uvula I totally thought you were referring to something with your vagina....obviously I'm not to well versed in anatomy.

Ange said...

Ok, I have a question about the lack of uvula, but it is better asked via text or email....

Taylor-Made Wife said...

I'll clean your closet if you clean my house. Im so not motivated to do the dusting mopping stuff, but Im an organizing fool!

blueviolet said...

You can't just tell us that you don't have a uvula and leave it at that. Inquiring minds know it's none of their business but want to know anyhow.

blueviolet said...

Cheerleading is def a sport, by the way. I saw my daughter participate and she worked HARD!

Cristy said...

No uvula? WEIRD! Is that a result of a surgery or were you born without one? I don't know if that's even possible and the hubs is out of town so no way of even asking someone who might know! ; )

Thanks for linking up, even though the only reason you did that was because I was whiney! haha