Last Fall an acquaintance of mine emailed me saying that she had a few questions about breast implants. I told her who my doctor was, and gave her as much information as I could, and that was about it. Then last week she emailed me again with more questions, and said she was quite sure she was going to have the surgery. I answered her questions again, and then asked her if she and her husband would like to see my before & after pictures. She said she would.
With my first surgery Shawn took “before” pictures and then took “after” pictures for the first couple weeks. But, when I went to send the pictures to my friend, I found that I really didn’t have any pictures of the finished product. So, I asked Shawn to take some. He took a few, but then became annoyed when I asked him to take some with a bathing suit top on and with a bra on. He also might have been annoyed when I voiced concerns over his photography skills. What.Ever.
When the photo shoot was finally over, he was walking out of the room and I said “Thank you so much for taking the pictures. I must say though that I think you’re the only man in the world who would complain about taking pictures of his wife’s boobs.” And then this happened:
Shawn: “Well, it’s not like the pictures were for me or anything! Nobody ever sends me pictures of boobs!”
Me: “Awk.Ward.”
Shawn: “Um, well…I meant you never send me pictures of boobs.”
Me: “Yeah, and I probably won’t. But it’s good to know nobody else is sending you pictures either!”
P.S. Did anyone read this post because you thought there was going to be actual pictures of boobs?
28 comments:
I thought it would be crazy if there were pictures of actual boobs - but I admit I was curious!
I think it's neat that you took before/after pictures. I'm not sure if I would have thought about doing that.
I plan on having my breasts lifted once I am done having kids - no implants though... I don't think I'll need that.
I actually had breast reduction surgery when I was almost 16-years-old (many years ago). One of the best decisions of my life! I did not take pictures!!!
Hahaha.. I was hoping to see the before and after myself :)
I dabbled on the idea of getting the surgery done myself but decided against it when my husband (of all people) told me not to. But after breast feeding and now seeing what my little nursing monster has done to my girls, I don't think he'll mind as much. haha.
I for one definitely thought there were going to be photos. :) You crack me up.
I read it because I totally knew Shawn would get thrown under the bus again. tee hee.
I was totally hoping for pictures of your boobs.
I am thinking about getting a boob job, and I am worried about the scars... could you please send me before and after photos?
I was a little curious! Ha!
Now you know you have to post them now!
I just knew it would be funny, so I had to read :) I have definitely thought about it but I feel like if i did they would just make me look fat.
I was hoping for some before/after pictures. I want to take the plunge, but I'm kind of scared/nervous.
You guys are hilarious!!!!!!
Now I know what to send Tyler for valentines day. Thanks :-)
Of course. :-)
oh I thought there was going to be boobs and I think you should totally send him pictures of your bobs ha ha ha :)
I was hoping for boobs! lol ;)
This is too funny!
Now you have to send him pictures of boobs. Maybe not your boobs though. Something outlandish that you find on the internet.
Well, now you have me convinced that they're absolutely worth seeing! lol
Haha! I was curious if you were going to post pics!!
Of course, I figured you were going to post real pictures of boobs. I was hoping for the really gorey post surgery ones so people would know what they were really getting into and would know what to expect between surgery and the final outcome. But I'm glad you didn't. Because then I'd lose my job cuz I'm looking at this here at school!
I did sort of think you were going to show the before and afters. LOL
Hahaha! I was definitely hoping for some before and after shots! No one ever sends me pictures of boobs either!
LMAO! Poor Shawn!
For a split second I thought "Oh goodie, maybe there will be pictures of weird boobies, like ones that look weirder than my nine month pregnant saucer boobies"....But, this post was equally as great! Although, it still might not hurt for me to google 'ugly boobs' to make me feel better about my own. Jokes!
Bwhahahaha!
Show us your boobs! ok maybe not.
Im sure the finished product is great. Maybe Im jealous....
Ummmm, yes...I was thinking there would be some boobies on here.
I really just wanted to see how bad the bruising and swelling is after surgery....really.
My husband would kill for that job right now. He thinks that our two-month-old is the only one getting a good look at boobies these days, and he's largely correct. Tell Shawn to count his blessings. :)
Too funny! Men!
Your such a tease.....way to hype us up and not deliver...haha j/k
If I won the cookies, I don't know that I could pick 3 boxes. Maybe I should go out here and find a girl scout and buy some, and whichever 3 I do not buy, I'd pick from you??!!?! Ha! I'd say Samoas, Tagalongs, and the Thin Mints. Man, I need to find someone selling cookies now!
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