Last Fall an acquaintance of mine emailed me saying that she had a few questions about breast implants. I told her who my doctor was, and gave her as much information as I could, and that was about it. Then last week she emailed me again with more questions, and said she was quite sure she was going to have the surgery. I answered her questions again, and then asked her if she and her husband would like to see my before & after pictures. She said she would.
With my first surgery Shawn took “before” pictures and then took “after” pictures for the first couple weeks. But, when I went to send the pictures to my friend, I found that I really didn’t have any pictures of the finished product. So, I asked Shawn to take some. He took a few, but then became annoyed when I asked him to take some with a bathing suit top on and with a bra on. He also might have been annoyed when I voiced concerns over his photography skills. What.Ever.
When the photo shoot was finally over, he was walking out of the room and I said “Thank you so much for taking the pictures. I must say though that I think you’re the only man in the world who would complain about taking pictures of his wife’s boobs.” And then this happened:
Shawn: “Well, it’s not like the pictures were for me or anything! Nobody ever sends me pictures of boobs!”
Shawn: “Um, well…I meant you never send me pictures of boobs.”
Me: “Yeah, and I probably won’t. But it’s good to know nobody else is sending you pictures either!”
P.S. Did anyone read this post because you thought there was going to be actual pictures of boobs?