Happy Monday everyone! It’s time for Monday Minute again with Ian. I think he might have a new button this week, but I’m not sure, so I’ll stick with the old freaky one for now. I didn’t lose any followers last week over admitting to picking my nose and attempting to smoke a doobie in my bedroom, so that’s always a plus! Ok, here we go:
1. How much would you have to be paid to eat a human cadaver’s finger?
Seriously? I wouldn’t do it. No way, not ever, end of discussion. I won’t even eat food out of someone else’s hand, or off someone else’s plate, so there’s no way in hell I would ever eat a finger.
2. Describe the worst physical fight you’ve ever been in.
I don’t remember ever being in a fight. The only thing remotely close was when I lived in Florida I got into a shoving match at work with another cashier, who happened to be the manager’s daughter. Yeah, that was a pretty dumb idea.
3. Name one song that if you never heard it again, you’d be thrilled.
Basically anything by Justin Beiber. I can’t stand that little twerp. I think “One Less Lonely Girl” is probably very high on the list. One time when we were in the car I told my girls if I heard that song one more time, there was going to be one less lonely boy. When they realized what I was saying they just stared at me in disbelief.
4. Describe the drunkest situation you’ve ever been in.
Ha, I can do one better, I did a whole post on it! Blow-up dolls, red-headed sluts, and a penis cake…if you’re not usually one who clicks to read posts I link to, this is a good one! It’s mostly pictures too, so no heavy reading!
5. What’s your biggest regret?
Well, currently my biggest regret is buying Shawn an iPod touch for his birthday. I don’t know what I was thinking. His nerdy tendencies annoy the hell out of me, and the iPod has taken it to a whole new level.
The other night after Alivia’s T-ball game we went out with the team for ice-cream. I waited in the car for a few minutes because I was cold. I had no more than opened my car door to get in, and he had that thing out of his pocket. I was watching him (incognito), and the next thing I knew he had it up to his ear listening to something. Now, an iPod touch looks exactly like an iPhone, so to anyone else it could look like he was listening to a voicemail or something. But, I knew the truth people! He wouldn’t tell me what he was listening to either, so that only confirmed my suspicions. Why couldn’t he be into guns or hunting, or something like that? I think that would be better, you can’t really carry a rifle in your pocket to a T-ball game.