Friday, October 8, 2010

A contradiction of sorts …

fufriday

I realize participating in Fawk You Friday is totally contradicting the Feel Good Friday I did earlier, but whatever.  Deal with it.  It looks like a lot of fun, and I’ve had a Fawk You kind of day.  I am going to stick with the “Fawk” instead of dropping the actual F-bomb though.  Ok, here we go…

 

  • Fawk the Moms who park and stand at the end of my subdivision every single day while you wait for the bus!  How can you not see that I can’t get out when you’re blocking the whole driveway?!  If I run over one of your kids, it’s not going to be my fault.

 

  • Fawk the lady sitting behind me in church today whose baby decided to start screaming at the exact moment when Alivia got up to do her reading during mass!  I had to get up early, take a shower, and miss my workout so I could listen to my daughter read for 30 seconds and you ruined it! 

 

  • Fawk the cashier at Walgreens who goes over my coupons with a fine tooth comb!  It’s not like that money is coming out of your wallet, so just scan the damn coupons and we can all get on with our day!

 

  • Fawk my husband’s boss for letting him leave work over an hour early today.  And, Fawk my husband for actually leaving and going home!  Why didn’t you come and rescue me from Halloween costume shopping hell?

 

  • Fawk the frozen chicken breasts I bought at Sam’s Club.  When I set you on top of my bottle of wine I expected you to stay there and chill it, so I could start drinking it immediately upon pulling in my driveway!

 

  • Fawk my butt for being too big so that my favorite Joe’s Jeans don’t fit anymore.

and finally…

  • A big fat Fawk You to the nurse at my OB/GYN’s office for calling me out on missing my appointment last year!  If I remember correctly I did come in for an appointment, but then at the last minute someone else’s vagina became more important than mine!

 

Ok, that is all.  I feel better now!  Have a good weekend!!

21 comments:

Shell said...

Halloween shopping hell? That does not sound like any fun!

~J said...

LMAO! Loves!

I would have been totally peeved at the church lady...just sayin. (Sorry God)

I hate when the cashiers act like your coupons are going to set them back somehow.

However..I'm super jazzed at the wine chilling concept. Maybe two bags of chicken breasts were in order? LOL

I'm still lmao @ someone else's vag being more important than yours!

Thanks so much for linking up...and I say we can feel good and want to say fawk you all in the same day!

MommyLovesStilettos said...

"Fawk the frozen chicken breasts I bought at Sam’s Club. When I set you on top of my bottle of wine I expected you to stay there and chill it, so I could start drinking it immediately upon pulling in my driveway!"

LMAO I totally do this ALLLLLLL the time!!! hahahaha

Christy said...

Never ceases to amaze me that doctors always have to make us wait but they can't wait. I'm in total agreement with you on that.

And your church incident? That's why I don't usually like other people's kids. They start crying at the most inopportune times.

The Random Blogette said...

Now how can someone else's vag be more important than yours??

And I totally hope that you gave the crazies behind you at church the evil stare. I would've been so pissed!

Hillary said...

Rough day, but I'm mostly upset about the Joe's Jeans. You know how I feel about them.

Amanda M. said...

Isn't it so ironic to get totally pi$$ed at someone IN church DURING Mass? I totally would have been the same way.

Matty said...

I'm sure glad I'm not on the wrong side of you. LOL

Ange said...

Not to defend the OB nurse... but maybe she KNEW your vag was clean, but was worried about the other girl.

I am SO proud that I have influenced you to link up!

Claire said...

Hahahaha! This post is fawkin' awesome! I can't imagine anyone else's vag being more important! The nerve! I really hate being bumped too - what the faaaaaawwwwk?!

Danielle said...

I don't grocery shop on Sunday morning anymore b/c it's old lady work day and they go back through the bags to make sure I actually bought however many of each item and match it to my coupon...I even give them the coupons before they start scanning so they can keep an eye out for them...and w/ as many coupons as I use it could take an extra 30 min to check out...so FAWK you Sunday morning grumpy old lady cahiers. Thanks for the laugh!

purseblogger said...

Hahahaha! I loved that last one. I love your candidness girl. You are awesome!

ty said...

Fawk life sometimes. Hope today is better!

Erin said...

you said, it girl! you're on fire and i love how you just let it all out!

xoxo

Kelsey Claire said...

Those were pretty hilarious! I can't believe all of that!

TZ (Sunny) said...

LOL This is hilarious, and way better than any "Feel Good" Friday post! Love it! Got a great laugh out of this. Very entertaining!

Kristi B said...

man, that is a shotty day! here's to you fawk you friday! hope your weekend got better!

Meghan said...

I am interested to hear more about the Halloween hell and what the girls are going to be this year!

-Lauren said...

This just made my day.

Semi-Slacker Mom said...

I love the Fawk you in church! You should keep a cooler in your car for all alcoholic purchases.

Lil' Woman said...

I usually don't do alot of blog links but I love this one! :)